So… you made it out. Out of the situationship-that-pretended-to-be-a-relationship. Out of the emotional escape room where the clues were “mixed signals” and the prize was confusion. You know the one. The person you were convinced was the one. Firework chemistry. Belly laughs. The kind of connection that had you mentally picking out wedding outfits after date three. And then—plot twist—they turned out to be… let’s call it what it is: completely useless at relationships. No